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July 8th 1947 and its significance in our time – by Kyle Paisley

Kyle PaisleyBy Kyle PaisleyJuly 10, 2014Updated:July 10, 20142 Comments2 Mins Read
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Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day:

1. George W. Bush,

2. Dick Cheney,

3. Donald Rumsfield,

4. Bill O’Reilly and

5. Rush Limbaugh,

were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

 

Political Thoughts

 

The bigger the ego the thicker the skin,

The bigger the lie the smoother the spin,

The more the disdain the wider the grin –

There’s only one goal and that is to win.

 

The promises made they never will keep,

The artful denial of prejudice deep,

The wondrous reforms that are not, but they’re cheap –

The goal is the same. Who cares if we weep?

 

When to serve all the people is to serve only one,

To distribute the wealth is something they shun,

And the cudgel of fear has only begun –

Democracy’s lost. Self interest has won.

                    Lindsay, Melbourne, Australia

 

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” Ronald Reagan

 


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  1. Sherdy on July 10, 2014 10:21 pm

    Were they the original sheep shaggers?
    Your work may be written somewhat tongue in cheek, but it is maybe not such a far fetched idea.
    When the early aliens arrived on this earth, for some reason (maybe they were stranded, maybe they were colonising) they decided to stay for some time.
    Possibly they had the same carnal urges as we have, so they looked around for suitable breeding partners, and decided that as the apes were the most intelligent animals on earth, they would be the most suitable.
    Naturally humans evolved from such unions, homo sapiens, homo erectus, and bingo, here we are today.
    Fact or fiction? Decide for yourself, but think carefully before rejecting anything new or different.

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    • Kyle Paisley on July 11, 2014 2:23 am

      At times they were living on another planet. Illustrated by some ‘Bush-isms’ – ‘It isn’t the pollution that’s harming our environment. It’s the impurity in the water and air that’s doing it,’ ‘I will not let our enemies hold us hostile or our allies hostile,’ ‘Seldom is the question asked IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?’ ‘And they have no disregard for human life’ (on the brutality of Afghan fighters, Washington, D.C., July 15, 2008), “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.”

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